the arifact i found

today I found an artifact in Egypt. The artifact was the grail of the cheese monkeys. Cheese monkeys lived here way before pharaohs and Egyptian people lived in the hot desert. The grail is 1,000,000,000 years old and it was used by the great king of cheese monkeys called Alphonso. The followers of him called him "Alpha" which means top or ruler. the species died because they melted on the most hottest day and they had no more water to drink. There is a curse that if you drink from the cup on October 21st while holding a monkeys hand that is named Alphonso you will turn into the great king of cheese monkeys. The grail looks like a wine cup and it is made from palm trees near the only oasis in the desert. They use it for drinking and a candle holder for the king to meditate to the great god of the world. Alphonso died of a diesease because of skin cancer and really thirsty. The species would worship and give anything to the king and the citizens became poor so they traveled far to find stuff like water, food and equipment.